Ka-CHING!

I was in need of some humor in my life and so, after pondering quite extensively, I came up with a solution to my problems --> Daily Universe - to be more specific, Police Beat. I did some snooping on byu.edu and I came upon the most wonderous thing, which just so happens to be an archive of Police Beats!! I am... so excited. And if you have ever read a Police Beat then you would understand.

It would only be fair to share this treasure and therefore the link is: http://newsnet.byu.edu/section.cfm/policebeat

Know what the icing on the cake is? I found the guy who writes these damnable things. Like... facebook found him. Ahahaha, here's his link if you just want to get inside the head of a complete moron and get a taste of what being the Police Beat author is like ;)

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=17830947&hiq=chris%2Cwilliams#/profile.php?id=17830947


I hope you guys enjoy this as much as myself. Mwah!


Lyrics of the day:
"And I'd stand there, like a soldier, with my foot upon his chest,
With my grin spread, and my arms out, in my bloodstained Sunday's best,
And you'd hold me, and remind you who you are.. under their shell..."

- A Walk Through Hell, Say Anything